ADVENTURE ROAD!

I can think of few stretches of road less adventurous than the stretch of I35 between Oklahoma City and Fort Worth.

  
But this billboard begs to differ.

 
What do you say, Mortimer? Ready for an adventure?

  
Why yes, actually.

  
Way to rub it in, Adventure Road.

  
So inspirational!

 
Thanks for the insight, Adventure Road!

  
Adventure casino!

  
Adventure rest stop!!!

  
ADVENTURE CHICKSAW CULTURAL CENTER!

  
ADVENTURE OTHER CASINO!!!

  
Adventure sign I almost missed because we were going too fast down…

  
ADVENTUUURRR ROOOAD!!!

  
ADVENTURE… cleaned up rock slide?

   Adventure Road? Buddy? You okay?

  
Adventure Denny’s… I mean other other casino!!!

  
Adventure Brad Paisley!

 
Adventure ham sandwiches!

 
Adventure Cliche!

  Adventure trees!

  Adventure… Same casino? Come on, Adventure Road, try harder.

  Adventure silo!

  

Adventure tubes!

  

Adventure every type of architecture including Lionel Richie!

  

No duh, Adventure Road.

  

Actual adventure trees?

  

Adventure flooded Red River!

  

Shit just got real, Mortimer.

  

Too much adventure, Adventure Road!!!

  

We’re sorry we doubted you, Adventure Road!

  

Road so adventurous it is LITERALLY EMERGING FROM THE MURKY DEPTHS OF THE RED RIVER!!!

  

Hold me, Mortimer.

  

Whew, we made it!

  

Well, Morti, we’ve been through a lot together.

  

I’ll give you a moment to reflect.

  

But you can only spend so much time looking back. Welcome to your new home, buddy.

  
To be continued?